In short

I don’t know how many 7 cm spiders I’ve killed in my room the last couple of weeks – no wonder it rains.

A couple of days ago, after I played volleyball in the rain, thunder and lightning, I actually felt cold. It was nice. But then I started sweating again.

We had a whole gecko family living under our TV set, but Barney killed them with a broom; first the kid and the mother and then the father. Then we found an old uncle or something, but he had been dead a long time.

The kids here can dance! I wish everybody could learn to move their hips like that in an early age.